Sorting, but not really

Welcome, young ASCIi! Today, we're going to sort some text, but not too well.

ASCI-% sorting is an art form that defies logic, but we'll try our best.

Here's a list of some popular sorting algorithms:

• Quick Sort
• Merge Sort
• Bubble Sort

Quick Sort: Sort of

Quick Sort is a sorting algorithm that's quick, but not too clever.

It's like a knife that cuts through the list, but sometimes gets stuck in the handle.

• Quick Sort Variations
• Quick Sort Pitfalls

Merge Sort: The Unite-the-Lost-Things Sorter

Merge Sort is an algorithm that's all about bringing things back together... and back to chaos.

• Merge Sort Variations
• Merge Sort in Practice

Bubble Sort: Because Who Needs Efficiency?

Bubble Sort is like a big ol' mess of bubbles, each one popping with a "Hey, I'm done! Wait, no I'm not!"

• Bubble Sort in Theory
• Bubble Sort in Practice: Because Who Needs Practice?